Funny stories about Logan

The more Logan talks, the funnier he is, and the more exciting my life gets! A few weeks ago I found Logan on the rocking chair, breastfeeding his dog Buster! (it's a stuffed animal). When I saw him with his shirt up and the dog at his chest I just started laughing. Then I realized he was trying to use a nipple shield too! It was so funny.
Another funny thing, and I'm just going to warn you that the following story has some explicit language, but it's just not the same without the real words! Okay, so about 2 weeks after I had Jaxon, Brian was super sweet and decided to take Logan fishing for the day, so I could have some alone time with the baby. When they came home Logan told me he went "Shitting!" And he used a "Shitting pole!" And he said, "Here shitty shitties." And he just had so much fun shitting with daddy at the "Shitting hole!" I know it's bad, but it was just the funniest thing, and he still says shit for fish. We're working on it, but I'll admit that I have him say it in front of other people because it's so funny!
Just last week sat church Brian took Logan outside to run around for a while and get some energy out of his system! Well, Brian told me Logan came across some pine cones on the ground and he picked one up and Brian went up to him and told him it was a pine cone. Logan looked at the pine cone again, and said, "Umm no daddy, no pie-comb (pine cone) uh, poop. Yucky!" then he threw it down and ran away! At least he didn't put his fish word in there too!!! :)